NEWS FLASH! KLAUS NOMI STILL ALIVE!!!!!

80's New Wave icon Klaus Nomi has been found alive and working under the name of Joe Allbaugh!

"The AIDS thing was just a ruse so I could pursue what I REALLY wanted to do which is exploiting wars and disasters by securing contracts for a company with ties to global corporate fascism..." said a sheepish Nomi.

(Seriously-Allbaugh is just a scumbag operative for the Bush gang. Nomi is still dead and still not working...more about him later...)



Firms with Bush-Cheney Ties Clinching Katrina Deals


At least two major corporate clients of lobbyist Joe Allbaugh, President Bush's former campaign manager and a former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, have already been tapped to start recovery work along the battered Gulf Coast.

One is Shaw Group Inc. and the other is Halliburton Co. subsidiary Kellogg Brown and Root. Vice President Dick Cheney is a former head of Halliburton.